Malaysia….Oh Tidak!!!

hi Guys!! semalem gue baru sampe dengan selamat di Jakarta… Gile boo.. 4 hari disono bahasa gue langsung ancur… Sumpah deh!! bahasa Melayu tuh gak banget ya… bikin gue pusing….. Nih ya, gue kasih istilah di Bahasa Melayu plus artinya di Bahasa Indonesia…

Bahasa Melayu	Bahasa Indonesia
tandas	toilet
tandas OKU (Orang Kurang Upaya)	toilet orang cacat
Pusat Khidmat Pelanggan	Customer Service Center
Pusat Maklumat	Pusat Informasi
kereta	mobil
bilik	kamar
kad	kartu
pusing	belok
pelancong	turis
enjin	mesin
kandungan	daftar isi buku
krismas	Christmas – Natal
pusat beli-belah	pusat perbelanjaan
Laman sesawang	Website
Ibu pejabat	Kantor pusat
Kantor polisi	Balai Polis

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Eh.. itu dulu kali ya….. Nanti klo ada istilah baru, gue kasih tau deh…

Hohoho….Some Christmas Joke

Hi Guys!! These are some jokes about Christmas Joke which I read when I was at the plane from Kuala Lumpur to Jakarta about 5 hours ago….

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can hoe, hoe, hoe

Why was Santa’s little helper sad? He had low elf esteem

And what do Santa’s little helpers learn in school? The elf-abet

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree? Horn-aments

What do you call people who are afraid of Christmas? Claustrophobic

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish

Why does Santa Claus like going down chimneys? Because it soots him

OH CAROL!

They say that the stress of modern day Christmas can drive some people crazy. If that were true, then these would be the perfect carols for the following psychological conditions:

SCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three Kings Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me, Me, Me)

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

OBSSESIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,…

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY – Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE – On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (And Then Took It All Away)

Merry Christmas All!!

Hi Guys!!….Met Natal ya semua…

Moga2 Natal kali ini membawa berkat buat kita semua dan membuat kita senantiasa ada dalam lindungan dan kasih sayangNya…

Sebagai bonus, gue kasih video Vocal Group SMAK 5.. ok!!

From LEFT to RIGHT : John, Alvinsyah, Audery, Devy, Michelle, Nike, Chikita, Ribka, Marcell, Yehezkiel