Hohoho….Some Christmas Joke

Hi Guys!! These are some jokes about Christmas Joke which I read when I was at the plane from Kuala Lumpur to Jakarta about 5 hours ago….

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can hoe, hoe, hoe

Why was Santa’s little helper sad? He had low elf esteem

And what do Santa’s little helpers learn in school? The elf-abet

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree? Horn-aments

What do you call people who are afraid of Christmas? Claustrophobic

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish

Why does Santa Claus like going down chimneys? Because it soots him

OH CAROL!

They say that the stress of modern day Christmas can drive some people crazy. If that were true, then these would be the perfect carols for the following psychological conditions:

SCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three Kings Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me, Me, Me)

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

OBSSESIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,…

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY – Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE – On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (And Then Took It All Away)